I wanted to tell you about my dating life but I got into the post a couple paragraphs while eating coconut chips out of the bag and realized: I need more time. Hahaha. And also, more coconut chips, they are delicious. Having been on more that 50 internet dates, I am not sure where to start. The question I get asked most often is "What was your worst date?" and again, I don't have enough time to pick just one and tell you about it. The dating stories were on my radar because, hello... "date ... Read More about Date Loaf
Orange Glazed Cornish Game Hen
Orange Glazed Cornish Game Hen - we're trying new meats. Holley and I are both very adventurous when it comes to food, so any time either of us comes across an ingredient that we haven't tried before, we're both interested in trying it out (I think I mentioned somewhere that I tried a bunch of insects in Thailand. My general rule with food is to try everything at least twice). So you can expect to see some interesting elements incorporated into future recipes. Cornish game hens, it turns ... Read More about Orange Glazed Cornish Game Hen
Maitre d’Hotel Butter
"Maitre d'Hotel Butter", "Beurre Maitre d'Hotel", or "Hotel Butter" is a type of flavored butter. Back in the day, the maitre 'd would make this butter at the table. This is a classic recipe that is super simple, but will really elevate your meal. Seriously fantastic on steak, as well as grilled vegetables. I just read Juli’s (PaleOMG) post from earlier this week. She had felt the need to explain herself and her lifestyle to people bad-mouthing her online. It’s shocking to me that people ... Read More about Maitre d’Hotel Butter
Pancakes – Carrot, Blueberry and Lemon
I have mentioned before, I adore breakfast dates; going out for your first meal of the day is the best! After a night out, recapping laughs and shenanigans over pancakes and eggs benny; maybe with an adult beverage... Unfortunately, not many options for grain-free breakfasts around town, so I have to make my own. I don't mind, these pancakes are better than the gluten ones in my opinion. Carrot, blueberry, and lemon. Yum! Sadly the people watching at my house isn't nearly as exciting as ... Read More about Pancakes – Carrot, Blueberry and Lemon
Beef Thai Pie
Today I just want to throw out a quick thank you. Thank you to everyone who has checked us out, started following us, "liked" us, re-posted, re-tweeted, recommended us, supported us, and encouraged us. I've never identified myself as a writer in any sense of the word. In fact, words have never felt like an ally as much as an enemy. When people ask how many languages I speak my standard answer is "I half speak English. No, there's no other language, just the half one". So it's ironic that I ... Read More about Beef Thai Pie
Pineapple Chips n’ Dip (Guacamole x2)
A great way to snack, pineapple chips, and dip! I have eaten a LOT of pineapple this last week. I snack while I cut it because it's delicious juicy pineapple obviously. And I have cut up 5 in the last few days. I filled my dehydrator twice and managed to burn 2 batches in the oven. I made beautiful brown pineapple pucks, twice. The third time was a charm. I would imagine that by now you have already picked out your pineapple, and have familiarized yourself with the process, if not ... Read More about Pineapple Chips n’ Dip (Guacamole x2)
How to Cut a Pineapple (and Choose & Grow It)
Pineapples: They're amazing. Don't let that spiky exterior scare you. How to Choose a Ripe Pineapple (Holley) Picking out a pineapple, picking out the right pineapple, can be the toughest part. I didn't know until recently: once picked, pineapples don't continue to mature, (like men? kidding... just kidding...). As they change color on your counter they are degrading or rotting! The color of the pineapple also has no impact on ripeness. So when you are in the market, how do you know if ... Read More about How to Cut a Pineapple (and Choose & Grow It)
Piña Colada Turkey Strips
Holy smokes. I have so much to write about. I really don't know where to begin! First off, these Piña Colada Turkey Strips are a hit! People came in from: outside, and downstairs as they were cooking, the smell was so inviting. I was inspired by Juli at PaleOMG and her amazing chicken strip recipe. And the recent purchase of a food dehydrator. Have you had a hard time finding dried pineapple without added sugar? I have. I wonder why; pineapple already has quite a high sugar content. I imagine ... Read More about Piña Colada Turkey Strips
Basil, Avocado, Bacon Deviled Eggs (aka Green Eggs and Ham)
Basil, Avocado, Bacon Deviled Eggs (aka Green Eggs and Ham) are a healthier version of the classic appetizer, with some flavor upgrades. Unplugged I did it, and it was fantastic! Unplugging for the weekend was amazing! 3 days without a cell phone, computer, TV, or a watch. I think there were only 3 times that I would have liked to Google an answer or look something up. 2 out the 3 times I was able to get the answer from a stranger, and the third went unanswered (driving me crazy all ... Read More about Basil, Avocado, Bacon Deviled Eggs (aka Green Eggs and Ham)
Bacon Chocolate Banana Bread
Ummmm.... yeah, I did. And when I did, all I could do was wonder why I didn't think of this before?? I have seen "Elvis" cookies (bacon banana and nut butter). But not bacon chocolate banana bread! I had a bunch of over-ripe banana's chilling in the freezer and was standing in line at the market, thinking about what I should do with them. Standing in line isn't usually exciting, I mean you can only look at the ass of the person in front of you for so long, and then you are being creepy. I ... Read More about Bacon Chocolate Banana Bread