Zoolander Paleo Orange Mocha Frappuccino

One of my all-time favorite movies is Zoolander.  In honor of the memory of Rufus, Brint, and Meekus (see video below if those names don't ring a bell) and because Zoolander 2 was released this weekend, I wanted to make a Zoolander Paleo Orange Mocha Frappuccino (is it just me, or is “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” playing in everyone's heads right now?).

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It's Valentine's Day, and I'm in no way against anything that celebrates love, but since neither Holley or I have partners there wasn't any real drive to push a special Valentine's post (but you can always check out the ones we did last year – obviously these recipes are good everyday!  Strawberry Bacon Roses with Chocolate Balsamic Reduction and Paleo Chocolate Lavender Muffins).  I'll just be spending the day with the child (The Primal Desire) – You may have noticed that it is now loading quite a bit faster!  I am so happy to say that this was a result of changing servers (if you're looking for a web server, I recommend you check out https://www.siteground.com/go/hosting-signup.  Their support is awesome, and they offer some great tools).  Many more changes coming in the near future.  No rest for the wicked.

But Zoolander 2!  This is something to celebrate this weekend!  This sequel, as most, wasn't as good as the first – but I still quite enjoyed it.  Penelope Cruz looked damn hot.  The cameos were great – even Justin Bieber.  I really like Billy Zane's role in these movies, which made me realize: I couldn't think of any of his major movies.  After looking him up, the doctor in The Memphis Bell was probably my favorite Zane character aside from his zoolander roles (If you haven't seen it, check it out).  Who else?  Sting!  He was great.  Oh, and Kiefer Sutherland.  I love when people can laugh at themselves, and everyone in this movie did a great job of this!

There is a good chance I'll watch the first Zoolander again today.  BTW, you know that Eric Northman from True Blood (Alexander Skarsgård) was Derek's friend Meekus?  Check it out: “Eric Northman VS Meekus” video:

Oh yeah:  I'm definitely watching the original with my own Zoolander Paleo Orange Mocha Frappuccino again today!  Happy Valentine's Day everybody.  Much love!

Zoolander Paleo Orange Mocha Frappuccino

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• Author: Raj - www.ThePrimalDesire.com
• Total Time: 5 mins
• Yield: 1 1x

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In honor of Zoolander 2: Zoolander Paleo Orange Mocha Frappuccino – quick, easy and yummy!

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Ingredients

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• 1 orange (juiced)
• 1/2 cup coffee (refriderated)
• 1 frozen banana
• 1/2 can (200ml) coconut milk
• 6–7 ice cubes
• 1 Tbsp cocao powder
• 1 Tbsp maple syrup

optional:

• 1 dollop or 2 of paleo whipped cream
• shaved dark chocolate
• orange zest

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Instructions

1. Blend all ingredients (except paleo whipped cream, orange zest, and dark chocolate shavings) until smooth.
2. Top with remaining ingredients while dancing to Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go.[embed]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A&w=420&h=315[/embed]

• Prep Time: 5 mins