Lobster Duel with Asparagus Spears

So Holley was busy creating the Lobster Benedict with Saffron Hollandaise Sauce and told me to get the hell out of the kitchen.  I asked if she needed Herman and Sherman, or if I could take them into her living room for a bit.

And this is what happened…

Herman & Sherman

I'm not 100% sure what caused this battle, but from what I could gather, Herman got together with the girl that Sherman was crushing on.  Typical lobster love triangle.

(Sherman is in the rectangular corner, while Herman is on the circular plate.)

It seems this started when Herman got together with Sherman's crush. Typical lobster love triangle. http://wp.me/p4Aygm-2hu

Sherman lashes out in a raging barrage of wild and careless thrusts.

As brothers who had trained together all their lives, they were pretty evenly matched.  Sherman blocks a dangerous attack and counters with his own.

But then, the lobster duel takes a sudden change when Herman catches and snaps Sherman's spear.

It seems the Lobster Duel with Asparagus Spears started when Herman got together with Sherman's crush. Typical lobster love triangle.

Herman delivers a death blow!

As is tradition in lobster duels, Herman dismantles Sherman's body/armor to symbolize to all that the girl is his.  Some say it's barbaric, but it is the way of the lobster duel.

Sadly, Herman met his own demise the following day.  At my hands.  Thankfully, both Herman & Sherman tasted delicious.

Clearly, my mom didn't tell me not to play with my food.  …Or I just chose to ignore those instructions.  Maybe you should check out the recipe for Lobster Egg's Benedict with Saffron Hollandaise Sauce.

It seems this started when Herman got together with Sherman's crush. Typical lobster love triangle. http://wp.me/p4Aygm-2hu
2018-12-09T12:38:01+00:00

About the Author:

I’m trained as a pharmacist, but my passion lies in changing people’s mental and physical health through amazing food… and laughter. I’ll laugh at my own jokes even if you don’t. I love food. Lust may be a more appropriate word. Prepare to get your Paleo-induced drool-on!

2 Comments

  1. Mom February 5, 2017 at 4:26 pm - Reply

    The latter would be true. Just shows how much you listened to me!

    • Raj February 5, 2017 at 5:29 pm

      I’m not convinced.

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